…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
“fuck”
That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.
The way the paper shakes
Whaddup nerds, my name is Jackson, I’m agender, asexual, and this blog is a mess.
They/them if you don’t mind.
…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
“fuck”
That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.
The way the paper shakes
A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack.
Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one.
I mean you’re not wrong…


I’m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as “can be shield” or “cannot be shield”.
in fact, I’m going to go ahead and headcanon that he keeps a list of things he’s tried using as a shield and whether or not they’ve worked out:

Tony is canonically a blunt instrument anyway.
I lost it with Captain Marvel swinging Tony like a bat
There’s room under the umbrella ❤️
(A small sketch thing to let aces and aros know that they’re loved and welcome here! Happy pride)
Rhodey: Are you drunk?
Tony: Only on my love for you.
Tony: And gin. And vodka. And bourbon. And gin.
ur a nerd for this
nerds rock
no they dont